This is why I always get a receipt for every fill-up I get. Just in case a situation like this occurs so that I have evidence of a claim against the station.

Please report to the nearest ICReC (Ice Cream Reeducation Center).  There will be waterboarding, but there will also be pie with vanilla ice cream.

Coronavirus transmission is Ford's new name for the Powershift...

Trump is ugly in body, mind and spirit. When he dies the world will be a better place.

There is vain and then there is this is self indulgent fat bloated piece of phlegm. For the love of god you putrid, bloated, uneducated useless turd this is no photoshop. You are a physically repulsive piece of shit that has had to pay for every intimate encounter with a woman you’ve ever had. You have no friends and…

And they also have millions of unsophisticated rubes who still eat bushmeat and grind up rhino horn and pangolin scales to get a hard-on.

And America elected Donald Trump. I have a hard time calling any country backwards after that suicidal act of pure stupidity.

Jalopnik is constantly variable about the 6th gear

2nd Gear: Joe Pesci as Carlos Ghosn.

This was my favorite take:

What really strikes me about that photo is how bloated Trump looks. That is not a healthy looking man. I hope Satan calls his boy home soon. #NaturalCauses2020

Vanilla is under rated and unfairly maligned. Yes, it is usually bad because they cheap out on the ingredients, but the same can be said about chocolate or pretty much any other flavor and people give those a pass all the time.

This is the kind of headline that could have used a definite article at the opening. “Doctor Who Tried to Warn...” has a distinctly different meaning for some people than if they were to read “The Doctor Who Tried to Warn....”

I’m sorry, I’m going to hell, but I thought a thousands-of-year old Doctor Who at some point tried to warn us about the Wuhan Virus, and then died, and will be recast due to regeneration from this headline...

When my daughter was 8, I read her The Hobbit and she loved it. Then she couldn’t get through The Hobbit movies. Then she loved The Lord of the Rings movies. We haven’t attempted the books.

Put those fingers to use on your partner? Netflix and thrill.

Yeah, well, New York KNOWS him.  That’s why they don’t like him.  Can’t tell him that though...

Always remember that, at its core, the conservative movement is about individual liberties and states’ rights.  Those are the values they put above all else.