She knows how to rile a narcissist. Everyone’s talking about her today, not him, and I’m sure that’s sending him into orbit.

Yeah, that was the big takeaway. With the House firmly in the hands of the Democratic Party, and the Senate firmly in the hands of the Republicans, nothing Donald Trump said of substance mattered, because nothing he said changes the numbers, or changes the fact that Democrats and Republicans, for very good reasons,…

They made a followup sketch:

Yet it was Democrats’ constitutional duty to hold a criminal president accountable. She was against impeachment from the start, because of course this is where it would end up. But their hands were forced by the oaths they swore, unlike the GOP whose only concern is keeping and maintaining power, country be damned.

That’s the whole Republican philosophy. You need to protect the rich greedy assholes or else you’ll never become a rich greedy asshole!

The only thing I’ve gotten enjoyment out of related to Undercover Boss is this skit. Kylo Ren really is the perfect lens to show what so many real bosses are: vain, insecure, abusive. It’s patently ridiculous but also more realistic than anything on the real Undercover Boss.

I like Nancy Pelosi ripping up the speech; as others have noted, it’s a small gesture to keep the Democratic base reminded of how much of a shit 45* is.

Please justify your NP vote. Anyone.

I’d love to watch a foreign version of Undercover Boss.

The baller move was her statement about ripping it up: “it was the courteous thing to do considering the alternative.” God DAMN!

By riling up Trump’s base, she managed to take Trump’s SOTU address and get conservative media outlets focusing on her instead.

I download every scam app I can to build up my phone's natural immunity to malware.

If Trump actually had the Death Note, he’d probably write his name on the first page to let everyone know it’s his book.

the malware apps in question are so bizarre and pointless, you’d have to be the dumbest Android user on Earth to download them in the first place

that’s just the effects of the residual white nationalism.

You need to see pepperoni and meatballs to understand that it’s got pepperoni and meatballs in it?

Thank you. Glad it’s just not me.

It looks like a calzone someone forgot to close up.

If my name were "keith" I'd offer you a hefty sum for that (but not before pooping on said hefty sum).

I kind of feel bad for the security guy, but my highlight was when he saw a POC was a Fox News cameraman and went "Well a check's a check I guess".