PUT MORE COVERING OVER THE THINGS I LET MY PRESIDENT GRAB, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!

Looks like it's worth a stream :)

It’s like that famous poem.

There is so much to unpack in your comment.
But the biggest part probably is that showing your kids manly men can’t order a drink because it’s pink, but can steal it from them is kinda all around male toxicity garbage ^^

Be an actual man, order whatever the hell you want, and let your kids drink their drinks unbullied.

I’m not easily offended

Loved it! Of course some people will be upset because they shook what their mama gave them and how dare they do that when children were just previously watching grown men in tight pants run around a field and violently hit eachother.

A cow like that, you don’t eat all at once.

You’re an adult.  If you want a Shirley Temple, order a Shirley Temple.

Esther, Esther, Esther ...
1) brunettes are not a minority. just look around and you’ll see plenty of blondes with brown roots blowing out
2) Fuck. Why am I here? — Yes. In Iowa. In winter. On a Thursday night. At a Trump rally. Fuuuuck, they do NOT pay you enough.
3) You leave and you’re outside with the protesters and…

“I’ll save you a seat at the bar”

“What are onion ring salads?! I want an onion ring salad! Would that even be good? Would it be lettuce-based salad? Is it a salad topped with onion rings, or salad with chopped up onion rings tossed in it, or like a macaroni salad but with onion ring pieces? I want to know mor- dammit, it’s just a missing comma.

”6 inches apart at all times”

The cover up is always worse than the crime.

She straight up looks like a member of the Dora Milaje (the all-female members of the Wakandan Special Forces, for the non-comicheads...). Elegant, composed, observant, but ready to wreck shit if things go sideways in the House chambers. Kill it, Queen! 

I volunteer as tribute 

The economy is setting records and BLACK and HISPANIC unemployment is at record lows.

The seller says they have been living in the camper for the past 8 months