Well, that and the fact that he couldn’t bilk millions from them.

where real New Yorkers go for a slice of ‘za

One can hope.

Can we change the mantra to, “When they go low, we step on their necks”?

FATHEEEEEEEEEER!!!

Cash bail is a fucked-up system for non-violent offenses. Attempted rape is not a non-violent offense.

It’s telling you how to grift. That’s a life hack.

Straps take to long. We have to go assembly-line here.

Has to be before sundown, or he’ll call him “Bad Bolton” and then be stuck with that, because he can’t contradict himself.

Brushlip Bolton.

And she’s seen Russia (from her house!), so she can give Donnie directions.

I’m reading that in BernieVoice(tm).

having President Question Time would be amazing

Do you play both kinds of music?

Maybe eat more tomatoes, right?

It almost makes you feel sorry for the guy.

Won’t somebody think of the... whatever the hell those things are?