Just when we think he’s hit rock bottom, he pulls out a pickaxe.

The only ‘freaky’ he gets is being on top once a year.

You should have left the E. Makes it more pretentious.

Well, that group of no names and Joe Biden.

You can’t make me! You’re not my real dad!

Remember when Coca-Cola said they had to raise their prices because the price of gas went up? So what happened when gas went back down? They raised their prices.

Mmmm, blackend numbers. Served with a nice side of Nigerian Muslim.

You’re an Admiral, wouldn’t you have a 50-foot yacht?

Will no one rid me of this troublesome beast?!?

What, you expect hard-working ‘Murkins to help people for nothing? What are you, some kind of commie pinko socialist with a shred of soul remaining??

I hear Norway is nice this time of year....

What you’re describing is a reporter. I know the terms are used interchangeably nowadays, but there is a difference between a reporter and a journalist.

Seats for the people who hold the legs down. Nice touch.

Redhats, brownshirts; tomato, tomato.

That’s her Indian name, Speaks to Managers

Have you tried riding a bike in south Florida in the summer? (Which lasts from March to October)

Property is theft.

Pass the Stu.