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9/6/19

It looks like his EKG after downing another bucket of original recipe.

9/6/19

There should be a name for it, like “Rounding Error Fine”.

9/6/19

#MAGAAAAAAAHHH!

9/6/19

The Mooch was fired before he officially started, so you have to measure in negative Scaramuccis.

9/6/19

I’m having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Bean, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam!

9/6/19

You can carry water for the running mate, but you can’t make him drink.

9/5/19

Steve, the Squad says that concentration camp detainees are being forced to hug gympie gympie trees.

9/5/19

Call ‘em hamberders.

9/4/19

I want a recording of him saying “Order” as my ringtone.

9/4/19

The bedbugs are Jacob Wohl.

9/4/19

By breathing. Please stop.

9/4/19

Self-knowledge is very important. It’s nice to see you have it.

9/4/19

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2019/DORIAN_graphics.php?product=5day_cone_with_line_and_wind

9/4/19

Baby: WAAAAAH!

9/4/19

I mostly agree, but I deem breaking into my house as automatically threatening me and my family.

9/4/19

I ain’t voting for her in the primary, but if somehow she won the nomination, I’d throw on an Akashik record, shove a crystal up my ass, and pull the lever for her. Because the alternative is tRump.

9/4/19

Unfortunately, you can’t humiliate someone with no shame.