The Mooch was fired before he officially started, so you have to measure in negative Scaramuccis.

I’m having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Bean, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam!

You can carry water for the running mate, but you can’t make him drink.

Steve, the Squad says that concentration camp detainees are being forced to hug gympie gympie trees.

Call ‘em hamberders.

I want a recording of him saying “Order” as my ringtone.

The bedbugs are Jacob Wohl.

By breathing. Please stop.

Self-knowledge is very important. It’s nice to see you have it.

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2019/DORIAN_graphics.php?product=5day_cone_with_line_and_wind

Baby: WAAAAAH!

I mostly agree, but I deem breaking into my house as automatically threatening me and my family.

I ain’t voting for her in the primary, but if somehow she won the nomination, I’d throw on an Akashik record, shove a crystal up my ass, and pull the lever for her. Because the alternative is tRump.

Unfortunately, you can’t humiliate someone with no shame.

A fine bunch of reubens.

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense…

How about a nice game of chess?