No, assault is not verbal, it is physical. If I say, “I’m gonna hit you with a bat,” it’s not a crime. If I raise a bat and take a step towards you as if I am going to hit you, but don’t hit you, it’s assault. If I hit you with a bat, it’s battery.

He obviously did not win UCTotY, as he failed to shoot himself in the head.

MaL could still get a nice, localized tornado as one of the rain bands crosses over it. I’m not hoping for it, but some people are hoping for it.

More like a kumquat republic, considering the head of the head of it.

Harsh, but fair.

expected to be called Mach E

An early look at the prototype:

Shhh! Everybody will want one!

Isn’t that where the Bowling Green Massacre took place?

So what else is new?

It’s fuck it o’clock somewhere....

You can’t spell “alternative facts” without “lies”

Yeah. He wants his cut.

Let’s hope he didn’t survive the freezing process. He’s no good to us alive.

Ayup. It used to be the CEO made about 20-25X the workers. Now it’s more like 300x.

At best, it’s the So-So Doral.

#BeBest

By your powers combined, I am Captain Gawker!

And my mouse!