By your powers combined, I am Captain Gawker!

And my mouse!

It’s like Ivana said, “Don’t get mad, get everything.”

Why do I suddenly hear the Toccata and Fugue in D Minor?

Now I see why Trump and Kim get along so well - they share a tailor!

Part of a balanced breakfast.

I would not fuck the things you were doing at his age.

Good job!

Stake through the heart, head cut off, communion wafer on the tongue. It’s the only way to be sure.

Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to reason with me?

I prefer airductive reasoning. Because it’s cool.

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the joke!

Conventional wisdom says that your president and vice-president shouldn’t come from the same area of the country, but conventional wisdom seems to have taken a powder of late.

But flailing round at the expense of your workers is gross and un-American.

Only if they drop him in the North Atlantic right after.

Diplomats gonna diplomat.

77,744 voters. 3 states. Never Forget.