America First! America First!

It’s even more delicious that they’re unionized under the United STEELWORKERS.

Almost worth it....

“I was only following orders” is never a good excuse.

If she’s nominated, I’ll throw an akashic record on the turntable, shove a crystal up my butt, and pull the lever for her. Because she’s not Trump.

Fucking snowflake.

That’s more of a him problem.

your grandma signing up for The Facebook

This is my rifle, this is my gun....

He’s already 45*’s consultant for the cyber.

Sticker above every phone at the reservation desk: “BOOT-edge-edge!”

But it’s so funny when they follow someone like Cuccinelli with, “NPR political correspondent Mara Liasson was listening in on this bullshit. Mara, your thoughts?”

“I’ll f***ing ruin your sh*t,” Cuomo said. “I’ll f***ing throw you down these stairs like a f***ing punk. ... Take a swing, c’mon boy.”

Just remember - pillage first, THEN burn.

Well, that escalated appropriately.

Download hacks, get hacked.

I’m never alone when I drink. Jack, Johnny, Jim and Jose are there, too.

We need a law that no department can enact new, or repeal existing, regulations without a confirmed head.

I got my Bulpari watch out of the trunk of a Delta 88. Such a deal!