Doesn’t “I’ll never testify” kinda imply that there’s something to testify about?

I believe the children are our future.

She’s been hanging out with her friend, Beau Tox.

Which is why the capital gains tax needs to go away, too. Income is income, no matter the source.

Anyone who claims to be “libertarian” and doesn’t call for the abolition of corporations is a damn liar.

$10,000,000 is hardly “upper-middle class”.

“Maybe he thinks they can just borrow money from their father” has to count for at least 5.

Apply... liberally.

The answer is always, “Portman, yes.” But thanks for playing, have some Rice-a-Roni.

10/10. Would watch.

It’s 1869. You’ll be able to sue her.

What clothing would say, “I have a tazer and I’m not afraid to use it on your balls?” Wear that.

Well-toasted - you, or the English muffin?

Who are you again?