They do know that she is a Queen, right? I mean, it’s right there in the name.
when I want to make a beet-goat-cheese-walnut salad for dinner
Careful, there. Your tongue is going to poke a hole straight through your cheek.
732,079 DoD civilians
your “president”
And over here we’ll put an unhappy little tree...
Well that’s mighty white of them.
Two out of three ain’t bad.
Though the Southern-esque brunch spots up here in the PNW are always trying to “elevate” the dish with rosemary or some shit
♫♪ Your love
Is nothing but profiteroles... ♫♪
If there isn’t enough sausage fat?!?! What fuckin’ bougie sausage are you using that doesn’t have enough fat?
Counter-counterpoint: Yes, no takebacksies!
I see what you did there. And there.
Pour one out for the Trump Foundation
Is it bad that I wasn’t sure at first if this was humor?
Donald seems deeply confused
about both Twitter and numbers.