Your grocery store allows you to shoot your own ground chuck? Cool!

“Mommmm! I’m picking a new Chief of Staaaaaaff!! Don’t come in!!!”

I often wonder how many takes they did that the one with Cleavon Little just barely breaking was the best one....

“This has been lovely! Now get the fuck out!”

Indeed it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government, except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time. - Winston Churchill

It’s a feature, not a bug.

Shared adversity brings couples together.

Iä! Iä! Trump fhtagn!

Maybe we should use shorthand to refer to her. Maybe MT. Like her head.

You’re funny. But looks aren’t everything.

Why did I read this to the tune of “Synchronicity II” by The Police?

I got your smocking gun right here!

_I_ want one of those from Santa!

So. Many. WITCHES!!

“Mistakenly”. Needs the quotes.

I want this racist clown to die on the toilet. Then his wife Pence finds him, and he slides off the toilet and crushes her him to death. Fuck these assholes.

Sometimes a banana is just a banana, Anna.

“I live with four of them,” Carlson finally mugged

So, The Trump Organization?

That’s the same as the combination on my luggage!