Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions is OUT

Why go when you can use Doormates Seamdash?

My boyfriend isn’t crazy about stollen

You take that back!

I’m throwing beet juice on the next PETA PITA that I see. The indiscriminate slaughter of defenseless plants has to end!

So ladies, please, powder your boobs. 

Sing it with me!

Remember ladies, your last period was always last week.

Mmmm, salad...

It’s just locker room talk.

All the better to identify the bigots.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

I wish they had scuttled it. Small hole, so it got out into the middle of the lake before going blub blub...

Yeah, but he’s smarter than the average bear!

Low blood shugar. I need a Snickers bar...

Probably Commander.

She’s too young. Not in a condescending way - you have to be 45 yrs. old to be President/VP.