“Look, I’m like a stable genius. Very smart, very clever. People say that to me all the time. So, it would be sad, very sad for me to not let people know how clever I’m being. They like it. They like it when I do smart things.”

Donnie Two-Scoups just can’t help telling everybody how fucking clever he is. It’s hard. Really hard.

You forgot one:

Honestly, its doesn’t matter to me who is on the Dem ticket. It could be a baked potato, I’m voting blue team. I. Have. NO. Choice.

Thing about busking in the NY subway is, you don’t get many people who are there for any length of time. Most people drop coin as they pass. Really good buskers might get people to stop for a song or two, but rarely more than that. People in NY are always heading somewhere - few go into the subway for fun.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer party.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

But we want to see the worst of the worst.

+1 HUAC (which in this case is the sound of vomiting).

+1 grassy knoll

“And love thy neighbor as thyself” must really fuck with their heads.

When you chop your own wood, it warms you twice.

That... is translated from Chinese, isn’t it?

The Republicans are a very diverse bunch. They have a woman and a pirate. And a guy with an eyepatch!.

The United States is much better than its president.

Porque no los dos.gif?

I don’t like that.
- Omar Sharif