“Kind of”? Where’s your dedication, Jeffro? Imma have her babies!

She’s still Ali from the block.

Regular Price: $100.00
Deal of the Day Price: $100.00

Waters/O’Rourke 2020?

How can you tell when a Delorian has just gone down the road?

No, I say, NO!! As a bleeding-heart liberal snowflake, I am totally against this!!

No, I say, NO!! As a bleeding-heart liberal snowflake, I am totally against this!!

“... thousands of dollars...”

Caravan? Is that still a thing? I’ve hardly heard anything about it for about a week now. :/

So Jamie Lee Curtis really is a man!

He’ll bounce back.

The hemp farm is on Marvin Gardens.

Camrys are fucking awsome. Nurses moreso.

Long answer: Hell, yes!

What Trump Gets Wrong About California’s Wildfires

Why, thank you!

“And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddlesome women!”

You answer questions one by one
About the awful thing you’ve done.
You’re thinking nothing’s wrong,
But your phone records and emails show your lies are crap!
You’re hooked, you’re cooked,
You’re caught in the Perjury Trap!