How, in the name of the sacred and the profane, did we pass this (yay!!) but still elect racist fucker DeSantis as governor (fuck!)? And are on the cusp of electing Medicare bilker Scott to the senate (double fuck!)?

Why the fuck did he concede? Those totals are definitely close enough to warrant a recount.

I’ve come to realize that voting in Florida is kinda like driving in Florida - a bunch of old white guys in pickup trucks fucking everything up.

Hey, at least we got rid of greyhound racing and gave ex-felons the right to vote.

A “radical socialist kick boxing lesbian” Native American, if you don’t mind.

Well, that and the luggage...

Fox Gets a New Tool

I’ll grant you the voter suppression, but these are state-wide races - gerrymandering doesn’t apply.

It’s called “pegging.” Don’t ask me how I know.

There you go again, bragging about the size of your district....

Don’t hold back - tell us how you really feel....

The only snag I want to see Kemp encounter is seeing Abrams getting enough votes to force a runoff.

Just Dance right past them.

And yet, I’m still looking longingly at the exit polls... <sigh>

I personally have no issue with Bibles in hotel rooms, but the rest sounds great!

Well, Saul was on the road to Damascus when he found religion, so...

Why are you assuming Icy in IL is a woman? Men feel the cold, too.