Oooo, union suits are sexay!
Midnight Tok'ra
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Brrrwaaak! Polly want a sweater! Brrrwaaak!
“Fwump!”
I look forward to supporting your Kickstarter.
Not even with Trump’s mushroom dick.
It’s a feature, not a bug.
Isn’t it wonderful how the party of “fiscal responsibility and family values” has devolved into the party of “racist misogyny and own the libs”?
But, but... they’re brown! That makes them dangerous! MS-13gazi! EmailIsis!
And in other news, water is wet, fire is hot, and it takes 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop...
“It’s not as good as last year.”
“Why? What did they have last year?”
“Standards.”
- Firefly, “Shindig”
The biggest drawback to voting by mail is not getting that sticker...
“You seem like the type of person who won’t ridicule my small penis.”
It’s when she blocked Rachel Dolezal that it all came tumbling down...
It’s pretty much his MO. “I’m not a puppet. You’re the puppet.” “No collusion! You colluded.” “I don’t want to fuck Ivanka, you want to fuck Ivank. And who could blame you? Look at her! If I weren’t her father, I’d want to fuck her...”
The headline should have read: “The Dumb-ass Reasons Why These Young Voters are Staying Home”.
Vote early, vote often!
If only they had got the timing right and waited until after the midterms!
Me, me, me, me,
Me, me, me, me,
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
I wanna talk about me! I wanna talk about I!
I wanna talk about number 1 me! My, oh my!
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see!
I like blaming you, you, you, you usually,
But mostly,
I want to talk about me!
I want to talk…