The only way to foil a sonic screwdriver. Other than wood.

Got it, got it, need it, got it, need it, got it.
- Crybaby Kavanaugh

Roy Cohn, Juan Perón, Toscanini, Dacron....

At least we know for sure now that “rich white” is a separate racial group. When we’re confiscating property from minorities, we can start with them.

My calves like cantelopes, but will settle for honeydew in a pinch.

+1 Appease Mint

Where’s your COMMITMENT?

Almost. Except when they’re “unfortunately” not turned on, or “mysteriously” malfunction...

Where’s my incredibly strong ale?

Getting ready for the long (30+ year) weekend...

It will make a welcome change from puking them out.

Hyperbole is cool and all, but nobody has alleged he raped them. Sexually assaulted, yes, but not rape.

The Brett Kavanaugh who showed up to Thursday’s hearing is a man I have never met, whom I have never even caught a glimpse of in 20 years of knowing the person who showed up to the first hearing.

Uncompromisin’, enterprisin’, anything but tranquilizin’!

And was subsequently retrieved by the Secret Service and reapplied to his heel.

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It’s a fair cop.

Reichstext.

Y’all eat chitlins. Don’t talk to me about disgusting.

“YOU LIE!”
- Rep. Joe Wilson (R)