“Last night I was ‘grossly generalistic,’ and that’s never a good idea. I regret saying ‘half’ — that was wrong,” Clinton said in a statement released Saturday afternoon.

I was going to star this, but you were at 84 stars, so...

Stop growlin’, Doo. You sound like a big ol’ bar.

Can we form the He-Man, Not Dumb Sexually Abusing Asshole, Woman Likers Club?

Never a bad time.

Well, he is a huge dick.

Mail-in ballots. If you have a white-enough sounding name, they even get counted.

I’m... afraid to read that....

Water pollution is no laughing matter.

Nibiru/Asteroid 2020. Do-Over!

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+1 Shotz

“Sober for October” needs a better name. Something like “Sobertober”.

It’ll matter eventually. Hang in there, John! The greatest joy is the joy of duty!

I’m actually a pronation matter. When I’m off the mat, I’m fine.

Cookie sheet, battery-operated fan, freezer. Some assembly required.

Nobody enjoyed the unicorn frappuccino.

(Ta Douleur means “your pain” in French)