I’m placing blame on people who went into the election knowing who Donald Trump was and what was at risk but were butthurt over Hillary getting the nod or some other bullshit and cast a “protest vote” or didn’t vote at all, which helped get us to where we are today.m

BUT THEIR HANDS AND CONSCIENCES ARE CLEAN!!!1!

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.

I don’t know why everyone is so panicked, everything is fine! Just fine! Everything is perfectly normal.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Who needs institutional memory when you have an overgrown toddler running the country with a four second attention span?

It’s crazy bc on twitter the deplorables are all exuberant about this and think it’s totally normal! This means they are draining the swamp, guys. DUH 🙄

She didn’t sign up to be first lady. I’d rather have her as acting first lady than one of his daughters.

Seeing both couples so much in the past few days has driven something home: There is much joy in the Obamas; there is very little in the Trumps.

Yeah, I have absolutely no sympathy. You married a horrible trash monster rapist because he’s rich? Have fun watching him slaver over his own daughter and getting pawed at by those tiny, tiny hands.

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

For the love of Fuck wtf America. Everything is just one big reality show except I’ve not been offered the open bar.

Exactly.