“I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work”

“What’s attendance mean?”

2 problems:

January 20 will mark the first time in the NNSA’s 17-year history that it will exist wholly without its appointed leadership.

You’re not really paying attention.

The biggest check on executive power is not congress or the Supreme Court- it is bureaucratic resistance. Trump is trying to eliminate that barrier-

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

Heroes is on my list of Shows That Should Have Just Been One Perfect Season. Also, Six Feet Under.

God, I forgot about Smallville’s product placement. Arrow would be proud.

Oh I will fight you on this. Hold on let me first get my STRIDE GUM.

“A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.”

Same here. Terrible consequences, though — I got a master’s degree and am self-employed and debt-free; my brother is in jail (again) awaiting trial for meth distribution (again). He’s never held a job for more than two years, didn’t finish college. I blame it on him getting his ass kissed all through child-/teen-hood.…

Thank me later.

I will be 42 this year, and I am still resentful of the double standard and favoritism showed to my brother simply because he is a boy.