She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

“Trump’s just an idiot with no sense of aesthetics”

I’ve seen heavier guys where they’re dressed to the nines and all you think is DAMN that’s a suit. Seriously. Maybe an unorthodox pinstripe and matching pocket square, or what have you, but I do so love a nicely tailored guy.

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

He looks dumpy and his ass looks like a burlap sack filled with snakes.

Gotta admit, that’s some solid tactics right there. Now I just need to acquire a rotting yam colored pile of trash father and an appearance suitable for inappropriate fixation of the right kind. Its good to have solution-oriented resources I can use in a highly tactical way.

That is the most infuriating thing about listening to people.like her talk, they never acknowledge that they come in with such a huge advantage, from a world class education for.even the most mediocre of minds (GW Bush) to having the right contacts, having jobs handed to you or having a net a safety net which allows…

To be fair, she’s 1000% better than DT Jr. and Dracula

Footage of Ivanka and Jared’s first date.

The federal government currently guarantees twelve weeks of unpaid maternity leave

I could be wrong, but i’m begining to think Ivanka Trump may not be a very good person.

Oh, come on, it’s clearly the employee’s fault for not having enough money to pay someone else to raise her child. /sarcasm

She has a book coming out next year about the subject, promising “highly tactical, solution-oriented content” for women in the office.

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

If you send things back multiple times at your OWN restaurant it gives the people you’re with the impression that the food is not good. The very people you are trying to impress.

Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

The children of the corn are confused.