This is a very valid point you fat, selfish, hypocrite. 

Not a huge shock.

Counterpoint: this guy might be an idiot and a troll.

i should have just stayed in bed, i’m not going to be of any use to anyone

AND YET he is still probably better than all these jabronis! Not good!

Not as funny as a kicker named “Blewitt.”

looks like you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

Pictured: those defenders.

Then how do you explain NBA players being able to dunk without being lit on fire?

“Let’s just say it works for me. I have no problem pleasing the ladies. Well, I mean, I do. That’s why I take Viagra. But once I take it, I have no problem pleasing the ladies. Well, no physical problem. I have been accused of being an emotionally distant and selfish lover.”

Do not however take any “Viagra” this guy offers you:

HE HATE TEAMS

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real! 

My college roommates and I had a team name discussion 20+ years ago. We concluded that the best name that you never see (forgive me if it’s some minor league baseball team, which it probably is) is “Monsters.”

Uhh, the entire blog is about him preferring to play power forward.

I mean are we even a world league unless we’re chucking bananas on the field? /s

If they’re trying to have a European style Soccer fanbase then, yeah, you’ll get some Nazis.

MLS openly supports the Pride movement (as it damn well should), including rainbow flags & kits, but yet somehow also wants to court the neo-nazis?

If they did walk, from the Olympics or Cups or whatever, I would be curious to know how much ad money they’d be leaving behind from endorsements etc. while wearing USWNT apparel. At the height of Cup coverage even the lesser known players have amassed a ton of followers on social media, a bullshit locker room deodorant…

“The random group of replacement players who would be willing to fill the squad would still beat every other team in the world in any given tournament.”