You people are ridiculous...do you really expect umpires to watch every play?

(For the record I’m really a Pacific Northwest boy, and had nothing to do with these damn clams. Where I come from, we have these enormous things called geoducks, and they’re pretty gross while they’re still alive and kicking.)

Rugby. 28 of 33 championships going back to 1980. It’s highly questionable whether rugby is a high-profile sport, but the Cal rugby team is undoubtedly the most most dominant college team in it’s respective sport.

The score was 34-31 and the 49ers had four plays inside the 10 to end the game. What in God’s name are you talking about?

Funny thing is that the UC system had a hidden slush fund of over $175M.

As former travel-all-the-time work person (and now unabashed homebody), the main thing I have learned about packing for trips, is that unless you are going somewhere truly off-the-beaten path, you really can get whatever you forgot or all-of-sudden need... at your destination.

The Nats are just incredible this year. I know we’ve seen this before, and I know they have let their fans down before, but this is it, man. It’s gonna happen. This is the year the Nats are gonna make it all the way to the NLCS.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

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You’d think they’d be better stocked for replacement Trout.

American guy with a German last name holding a grudge about WWII. That is some epic lack of self-awareness, right there.

Sportswriters are fucking morons for the most part.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Your Daly reminder of just how far Tiger has fallen.

Talk about a real bust in the Chappelle Show racial draft. First overall.

Man, between this and crashing when his wife was chasing him who’d have thought that driving would be the part of his game that left him first.

Does this count as another major?

Matlock!