That’s a palmier and it doesn’t look anything even remotely like an elephant ear which looks like a puffy fried tortilla.

Flop bottom!!!

Two words: Tricki Woo

Or what if the Queen is actually quite chatty and forthright when, finally, speaking to someone whom she might consider a (slightly lesser) peer?

She is an aptronym! That’s a grammar term for when your name describes you in some way, like Randy Rainbow (his real name) who is delightful and causes joy. Or Donald Trump, whose last name is a British term for fart.

Oh, but, Georgia (and North Carolina), you did not feel that way about criticism when your legislature considered the bullshit bathroom laws and the NFL didn’t want the Super Bowl in your state.

I feel certain that several swinger friends of mine would wear these to the lifestyle clubs, probably along with a faux fur tail. There’s just no accounting for taste.

The morans disagree.

Exaaaaaaactly what I thought. So basic.

I’m straight, but I’d still like to play goalie for the Gold Star Lesbians.

You don’t recognize rhetoric?

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

I would imagine it’s not even a thing specifically related to porn.

“Let’s watch this video of somebody having their eye slowly pulled out of their socket and crushed in front of their face. When we’re done watching, I’m going to do that to you.”

Anticipation makes everything worse.

She wasn’t a child bride. She was little girl who was kidnapped and repeatedly raped. Not a bride. Rape victim.

🙌

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

Psh. Jesus? That pussy? God’s son who went to art school and was kind of a lush? That guy will hang out with anyone. God has way more discerning tastes. It is only republicans and guys who use their bare hands to catch fish for God. Also people who know all the words to sweet home Alabama and get teary eyes everytime…

His come to Jesus moment will happen when he reaches retirement age.

FFS. Dude is grieving. He’s probably hanging on by his fingernails right now, and that’s keeping him going. He has a small child without a mother to raise her. It’s a shitty situation, and that belief is getting him through.

Jesus H., people.