I kissed a goat and I liked it

Has everyone forgotten her Sound of Music medley already?

It’s Republican science tho.

And of course, their daughter Pulda

because who cares “my wedding theme is gone with the wind fabulous” makes me want to punch people.

I think it only is a hashtag to social media. I still hear it referenced as pound sign in other contexts (especially on phone menus).

... SUCH a good album.

“Compassionate conservative”

Hepatitis T!

Right. “Contracts” makes it sound like she caught something. “Developed” would have been more accurate.

I can’t remember the last time I had a doctor use a stethoscope during a checkup. Usually something the nurse does beforehand, I thought.

So does my kid’s school, I think it’s standard now. They do drills a couple times a year, and it causes high anxiety on my local mom groups those days. And this is in canada, I cannot imagine that this will just ever be the cost of doing business. All these comments wishing for better laws, why is this not subject to…

I mean, I bet Alison Parker read Jezebel. She was young and media-literate. She might well have been one of us. The next people who will die could be you and me. Or a person reading this right now. Sitting at their desk, feeling upset about this incident and not knowing that their name will be in the mouths of…

I can’t imagine what it’d be like to see your fiance/co-worker shot live while working. That’s just fucked up beyond all imagining.

Who says that? Maybe you’re the oldest person in the world! Congratulations!

Except give him a fake nuke code that Will trigger fireworks that spell YOU’RE FIRED.

Man, that’s a lot of white people.

And just a peevish reminder: aw and awe are two different things.

Carla’s honeycomb ice cream story 😱😱😱😩😩😩

First they came for our dishware, and I did not speak out—