Oh sure, cause then you could be accused of femsplaining.

I nominate Christian Gray as next president of the “He-Man Woman Haters Club”

I kissed a goat and I liked it

Maaaahhh means MAAAAHHH!!

For the next four days......We gonna’ RUN.... THIS..... BITCH!!!

And of course, their daughter Pulda

Son of a Beach!! Why didn’t they hire Iris Myandowski the Hand Walking Queer?

Oh for the love of Bette Midler! If it isn’t Iris Myandowski

Soon will be invoking Shania Law

Wait~ I know I’ve seen this!

Not to harsh your global diaspora/emmigration buzz. (I’ll leave that to professionals like la Donald and his ilk) But because Marseille is a port city on the Mediterranean, it has a large immigrant population. Algerians are the largest group but Portuguese are in the top ten. (exit Lisbon, turn left, through Gibraltar…

Does it really matter what these affectionate people do — so long as they -don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses!

Exodus 20:16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Yeah, that’s one of the “big ten”

Don’t pee on my shoes and tell me it’s funny.

I worked at an extremely service focused grocery store. We also had plenty of older customers and moms with out of control kids. So....when accidents happened....and they did....the maintenence staff would trip over each other in a rush to clean it up. I chalked it up to the service ethic. But no....if you had to…

Not for nothing, and I REALLY have much respect for the work nurses do.... But it’s not like stethoscopes require a license to posess. I was a vet tech for a while and had on around my neck to do vitals for small animal checkups, listen to cow stomach sounds...

I don’t know how a man with three marriages has found the support of conservatives who think that marriage between committed same-sex couples undermines “traditional marriage”

Ah crap, I’m dead.

Actually, I guess that wasn’t very clear!

Well he took the office of Senator and was sworn in by his son Beau’s hospital bed following a car crash that killed his wife.....so I think he could handle it.