Apparently they did actually chart on the US Dance chart with Round Round and Hole in the Head, which went to #1, and even squeaked onto the Hot 100 at #96. That's another great song, I really don't know how we let them bypass us completely.

Ooh, I hope I didn't just call her fat instead :(. Basically, the other 3 girls were quite obviously not pregnant, and the fourth looked like there could be a bit of a baby bump going on.

I sure hope so. What a stupid fucking thing to be offended by.

Don't worry, there are a million more reasons to love Emma Thompson. Just watch any of her Graham Norton Show appearances.

That's easy, Kate Bush.

Tony Bennett has a good decade on the Stones. He's probably sang "Rags to Riches" enough to last 10 lifetimes.

Right on? This article completely ignored what's using 80% of the water in California. We could implement every suggestion in this article and it wouldn't make a fucking bit of difference. I know people like to think that every little bit helps, but it really doesn't. If you're $50K in debt you can pick up every…

How on earth did you make it this long without ever hearing that song a single time?

I still can't believe that Meghan Trainor put out an entire album of this retro 50s crap. One song is fine, but why would you want to start off an otherwise promising career as a total gimmick singer?

FWIW, she came into a printing store in LA that I used to work at a few years ago and was perfectly polite and friendly. I only recognized her because she was getting photos printed that had her name on them. I'd heard of her, but never heard her music at that point. Checked it out afterward and was pleasantly…

"Push the Button" is about as perfect as a pop song gets. I really can't believe that that didn't break the Sugababes in the US, but as far as I know they've never even had anything released over here. The closest I've seen is iCarly's cover of "About You Now" which almost went top 40. Shame, they've had some…

I wouldn't call that "heavily pregnant", I could only figure out which one was pregnant by process of elimination, and that took me about 1 minute into the video. Great song tho.

So why exactly is Gawker shoving this song down our throats? This is like the third or fourth article I've seen on it.

I don't think it makes you a lesser person at all. I just think it's an idiotic word. "Douchebag" works just fine, "douchecanoe" is just trying too hard.

But you did turn out to be someone who uses the word "douchecanoe", which ain't that great either.

Is it time for monogrammed thermos to die yet? In-jokes aren't really that funny the 10,000th time they're told.

Moonstruck. The headdress was 1986, I think 1988 was the year she won.

He desperately tries to start these feuds so he can use their names to get some publicity. It's just pathetic name dropping, and unfortunately media outlets like Jezebel jump on it and give him exactly what he wants. He deserves to be ignored, not called out.

Yes, you're the only one who thinks that. Nobody else has ever commented on the state of her body.

That was a couple of years earlier. This is the year that she won.