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As A Mother
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Those gurt-durn ess jay double-yews, always mussin' (incoherent) ma video games, when they get their (incoherent) with their political-correctness and (incoherent, probably slurs) censorship!

The people whining about SJWs are too busy tugging it to DOAX to pay attention to this

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Holy shit, SPURGEON?!?

God, I hope not. I want this family to GO AWAY FOREVER.

Not like she has any other options. No education, four (?) kids to take care of, and all the parents (sources of money) won’t let her leave him. I’m not going to call her silly for not having the tools to escape the life they brainwashed her for.

I was told (not by any law enforcement but by my mom, so caveat emptor) that using your emergency flashers and slowing way down was a good way to do it. However, a woman was arrested recently for doing just that. So I dunno. I guess we’re just supposed to trust the cops. /sarcasm/

Ready Player One is basically “Fifty Shades of Grey” for grown-up nerds and geeks. It’s straight up nostalgia-porn fan-fiction.

Enjoyed some MadTV sketches (Laguna Beach parody, etc.) but seeing that list of cast members reminds me just how much SNL trumps MadTV in terms of launching comedy careers...

I guess I enjoyed the book, but I felt like I was masturbating to the 80’s as I read it. It felt like the pinnacle (or nadir) of fanboy culture.

I wanted to like that book, I really did, but it felt like reading a Buzzfeed article titled “Things We Geeks Remember From The 80s” interspersed with a touch of Otherland’s plot.

I preferred season one, but then it hit me with what they were trying to accomplish in two. Still, I think I would have liked more time with the season one “characters” before the journey (maybe that’s the point?)

It is, in the weirdest way, because they add enough moments of levity to keep people from devolving into monsters. I haven’t seen this season at all, but Season 1 was really enjoyable.

He’s had it for about five months. That’s a long time to A.) shoot a movie or B.) not wash off a temporary tattoo.

No, the GOP don't think embryos are property. They think women are.

Disliking popular things doesn’t make you more interesting.

I’m sure Kevin is a lovely guy, but his cadence just drives me nuts. The story of the teenage girl who had a psychotic break and stabbed her mother still haunts me.

I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it!

You have to understand they have no idea how to be more specific. How many of these have you had? Once that say my internet doesn’t work, you ask them if they know how to open a command window and walk them through it if they don’t. From listing the ipconfig you go through the rest of the basic troubleshooting with

Both Snap Judgement and Risk are ruined for me by the insufferable hosts, which is a shame because some of their stories are stellar.