Those gurt-durn ess jay double-yews, always mussin' (incoherent) ma video games, when they get their (incoherent) with their political-correctness and (incoherent, probably slurs) censorship!

The people whining about SJWs are too busy tugging it to DOAX to pay attention to this

Additionally,

Holy shit, SPURGEON?!?

God, I hope not. I want this family to GO AWAY FOREVER.

Not like she has any other options. No education, four (?) kids to take care of, and all the parents (sources of money) won’t let her leave him. I’m not going to call her silly for not having the tools to escape the life they brainwashed her for.

I was told (not by any law enforcement but by my mom, so caveat emptor) that using your emergency flashers and slowing way down was a good way to do it. However, a woman was arrested recently for doing just that. So I dunno. I guess we’re just supposed to trust the cops. /sarcasm/

Enjoyed some MadTV sketches (Laguna Beach parody, etc.) but seeing that list of cast members reminds me just how much SNL trumps MadTV in terms of launching comedy careers...

I preferred season one, but then it hit me with what they were trying to accomplish in two. Still, I think I would have liked more time with the season one “characters” before the journey (maybe that’s the point?)

It is, in the weirdest way, because they add enough moments of levity to keep people from devolving into monsters. I haven’t seen this season at all, but Season 1 was really enjoyable.

He’s had it for about five months. That’s a long time to A.) shoot a movie or B.) not wash off a temporary tattoo.

No, the GOP don't think embryos are property. They think women are.

Disliking popular things doesn’t make you more interesting.

I’m sure Kevin is a lovely guy, but his cadence just drives me nuts. The story of the teenage girl who had a psychotic break and stabbed her mother still haunts me.

Seems to be an unpopular opinion on this site, but I like Andy. I think he gets a lot of unnecessary crap from people who like diminish his career (or just don’t know about it). He’s not some hack. The guy has many accomplishments and worked for a decade at CBS news. I mean, Tom Brokaw likes him a lot and speaks…

Not to make you jealous or anything, but after the Met ball I commented on a facebook post he made of a photo of Sarah Jessica Parker saying her outfit only worked on the red carpet, nowhere else, and he commented back “she’s not going to the grocery store, honey.” I think he was drunk.

Don’t hate. I like him so much I would go drinking if he asked me to go out with him.

Ouch. Happy you’re broke, single and alone day! Followed by you’re hungover and everything’s closed day!

New Years Eve is the worst day of the year promptly followed by New Years Day.

Both Snap Judgement and Risk are ruined for me by the insufferable hosts, which is a shame because some of their stories are stellar.