I was just about to mention that. Rico Suave over here.

Some classy comments in her chat there...reminds me why I turn off the chat anytime I need to use Twitch to watch something.

I like to think he instinctively reacts to every situation that way.

Yeah I assumed being an adult entertainer would draw Nintendo’s ire if she was a big enough name...then I saw she tried to actually trademark it and was like "well she certainly poked the bear."

¿Por què no los dos?

There is nothing wrong with men crying. Stop acting like its a mental disorder to have feeling and maybe we won’t have so many shitty assholes in the world.

“I’m not sad a lot. I think because I drink so much coffee, I get dehydrated, and it makes my eyes water. I know people think I’m crying all the time.”

I think Pence gave in on the plexiglass because his argument that he’d not been in close contact with Trump in the past 2 weeks is disturbing enough in itself, but as the number of people in the White House infected grew, the argument that he hadn’t been been in close contact with any of those people, or the people…

Tex Avery cartoons were at least harmless and entertaining. This dude has been and continues to be fuckin ridiculous, not funny and dangerous...

They almost look like they were photoshopped in. I don’t think they actually were, but that’s how non-integrated with the rest of the subjects they appear to be. A JC Penny photographer would have known to have the adopted kids lean in closer to make the photo more intimate.

That IS weird. And why are they bookends?

This is proof here, the reason I’m not worried about Trump leaving once he loses. Because no one wants to show him the door more than the Secret Service. They have to look at his ass every day, listen to his bullshit, screen his chicken buckets for security threats. You think you’re tired of Donald Trump? You have no…

My wife’s aunt on her family group text: Pray for OUR President.

Keep in mind he’s at an Army hospital and all the doctors are active-duty officers. So if the CIC says he wants to leave his room and go for a limo ride, they’re not exactly going to sedate him to keep him in his bed.

Trump gets whatever he wants because he will badger the fuck out of people, whining, threatening, complaining, yelling, and he simply wears people out. I grew up with someone like this, and and it’s upsetting, exhausting, and also horrific.

I thought he had been eating Barney’s ass.

He looks like he gave Bacchus a blow job.

GOVERNOR CUOMO TO SEND PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY A ‘NEW YORK CARES’ GET WELL PACKAGE

Could it perhaps be this car?