Fuck that. She doesn't deserve that kind of escape.

All of the stars. Please have them.

Technically they don’t have to die, they just have to be incapacitated. I personally like the idea of Trump and Pence coming out of COVID-induced comas to find that they lost the election, Biden was inaugurated the day before, and by the way, the New York Attorney General would like to have a word with Mr. Trump.

This is the first time Melania has been positive around Trump in a long long time.

I’m sure all our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this diffcult time.

Extra points for the use of “Colombian Booger Sugar”. Well, now Trump Junior has something to talk to Gavin Newsom about, if Newsom ever visits Junior in jail..

Rumored?  Did you not watch any clips of her convention speech?

Who just shows people penises(peni?). Like what the fuck is wrong with some people. And don’t even get me started on the horrifying “walking around naked” bit. That shit really angers and confuses me, especially because the idea of being naked in front of someone makes me feel a mix of horror and revulsion. The idea…

Feral Ghoul doing Feral Ghoul things.

Yeah apparently his Covid diagnosis helped him realize how trite and unimportant his job is. Not enough to leave it, mind you, but enough that he’s not drinking the kool-aid anymore.

I never really liked Cuomo as a host before but I really do enjoy this post-COVID infection version of Cuomo who has absolutely no fucks to give and doesn’t really both sides it any more.

Eat Shit, Bob.

The deputy who showed the pictures to a woman to impress her, needs to have every phone, tablet, computer, or web-enabled device to see what else he’s stashing. The fact that he thought that was acceptable normal behavior is a red flag.

I got a Brian Blessed notification for this?

“Allen described the moment as a “ratings victory,” since Roseanne’s titular TV series was a mainstream hit and the couple was a household name at the time.”

This is why I’m always iffy about donating. If it’s not clear that the money will go to actually helping out, fuck off. I learned that from being raised in the church. Tithes were basically donations to the pastor’s living expenses. He preached harder and longer when the funds were running low.

All the members of N’Sync not named Justin Timberlake. A boy band from the 90's. People that went on Real World/Road Rules Challenge. MC Hammer and his accountant. Mel Kiper Jr’s hairdresser. Cornel West’s tailor. The MTA in NYC. Rudy Guiliani and Judge Jeannine’s Uber driver

OR see If Aarin Sarpee has any criminal offenses that someone, say a cop, might threaten to expose to the public or turn Into a more serious crime.

People who say, “French fried potatoes” instead of just “french fries” are 100% serial killers.