Nah, billable hours are a huge pain in the ass and make lawyering not what you think it is, especially when you're starting out.

watching that trailer, i see so much wrong:

I think that should be a thing for all the heroes:

FemShep was 1000% better. Way better voice acting

She just isn’t wearing eye makeup. She has the features of a super model.

She’s the best. She would be my absolute favorite performer person if I wasn’t already deeply committed to Sara Bareilles.

I already have three of the songs from listening last night, and I’ll probably pick up more as I listen to the album online. She’s such a delightful person, and she’s fun to follow on Instagram.

Their chief weapon is compassion... and a well-timed cross into the box. Their TWO chief weapons...

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

Different hairstyles, right?

This needs to be a game. A console game.

Oh my god, let me alter that to more accurately reflect what my rugrat does: Papa? Papa? Papa? *BAM BAM BAM* Papa? Papa? Papa? *BAM* PAAAAPAAAA. PAAAAAAAAAAAAPAAAAA. PAPA. PAPA. PAPA. PAPA. PAPA. *BAM BAM BAM* PAPA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CAN I COME IN?! *BAM* Papapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa...(repeats until…

Is it wrong that my first thought would be to take the kid outside and just hose her down like a dog?

I’m an old, so our class used eggs. I asked if being gay excused you from the assignment. The health teacher was not pleased, and called my mother.

Oh, I do this all the time with my sons. Sure, a few are no longer with us but it's really nothing to get all bent out of shape over.

Real dad:

All jokes aside, most of Zenyattas voice lines could easily been construed as him being a sleeper cell for the omnics. “If you can’t beat them, assimilate and destroy them."

Digging Wolverine’s chest hair and the Lara Croft in particular, especially the bow and arrows.