That’s the part that infuriates me the most. Nobody is going to stop your Cheeto-loving family from getting endless apps at TGI Friday’s, ok?

A large portion of White Americans loves being told that they live in a hellhole and they’re being brutally oppressed and that their problems are because of some great big Other who’s been hurting them for so long. And I think they come at that from two positions. First, the rural white, who genuinely was ignored and…

He includes a list of ways to make it harder for yourself in the article...

So, now that Gawker is gone is this where I go to tell people that they’re wrong?

I haven’t seen this version of the image. I believe the only appropriate response is:

You know, I left my crystal ball at home today. Bad journalist! Bad!

People who ask, “Is this the best you’ve ever had?” are either fishing for a complement (horrible) or in for an unfortunate surprise when I answer the question honestly. I will volunteer that information if it is the best ever.

I’m thinking they should just have some Veep writers come in and help out.

Hmmm.... maybe if her staff perused the comments on the “No Man’s Sky” article, and recruited the commenters with the most misspellings and gendered invectives, then deprived those guys of food but gave them alcohol and PCP, they might approach Trumpian-levels of discourse in a mock debate.

now hes got a birdie friend though

I mean its a nice thing that a potential replacement for Roller Coaster Tycoon is coming out (especially since the latest one is apparently a crappy downgrade), but don’t let the hype get to you. My main worry is if they maintain anything like their content release or bug fix rate like that of Elite: Dangerous.…

Did you lose any friends?

A “choice to alter his destiny,” huh? They must’ve cut the epilogue where he realizes that the forest is pretty boring and he’s actually going to go kill thousands of people after all.

How likely is it to find a cab? I couldn’t describe the last cab I was in any better than, “Uh, it’s a cab. I got in somewhere in this part of town and got out at location Y. The driver was a dude ... between 25 and 60.”

Hah, the photorealism on that car was such that I thought I was replying to a Jalopnik article.

Dem PC mods are making my console-self jealous. A little bit anyway.

New police AI. Dayum. Meaning the cops won’t try to kill you for hitting their car.

That’s what HOAs are for. If you can’t stand the sight of a well-kept, expensive trailer in someone’s driveway, you should make your largest investment in a neighborhood where the HOAs motto is: “Absolutely no fun allowed, whatsoever!”

This is why I live in the city: suburban neighbors are the actual worst.

Someones asking for a nerve staple.

Sid Meier was in no way involved with Civilization: Call to Power or Call to Power II. They were weird side projects made by Activision at a time when somehow (I forget the exact legal exactitudes) the Civilization brand name became available.