Why is a giant cock and balls coming out of her chest and going into her skirt?

3.5 billion.... I’m no expert but I feel like you could build a lot more warships with regular firepower for the same price. Also, who fights in the ocean anymore? Only soggy NERDS.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the precise face I would have if I was forced to take a photograph with Ronnie Raygun.

Shaka, when the Berlin Wall fell.

Russia acting like victims is the most hilarious part of the whole thing.

Chelsea and Jordan?

I thought my family was one very tall, small-headed man in a trench coat, but it turns out it was a stack of dwarves??? Please advise.

We’re not even in the same neighborhood as when the Soviets shot down the KLA 747 filled with civilian passengers at the height of the Cold War when Reagan was President.

NATO wouldn’t enact Article 5, Turkey would. It doesn’t support offensive actions, but this looks a lot more like defensive action to me.

The DJ is hilarious.

GASP.

I DID NOT KNOW THIS THANK YOU

OK we'll send them all to your place. Please have them clean by morning. Thanks!

Minston is adorable!

Clinton has also begun to suggest that Sanders is not a harmless old hippie, calling him out for sexist tone-policing, and, recently, for assuming that guns are just an “urban” (read: black) problem.

you’re the best intern I never had.

That article is lacking any real facts about why the game is ‘bad’. Sure, hardcore RTS people would hate the card system, but it was fantastic in it’s own way. Sort of like a perk system from a Fallout game. It adds depth that most RTS just don’t have. *shrugs* I guess I’m abnormal, because I find StarCraft boring to…

I remember liking 3 so not sure why it apparently isn’t liked.

I, for one, am glad that this primary season has taught me that no matter what ridiculously provably-false string of nonsense comes out of my mouth, e.g. “I truly feel that the greatest threat to our country is the return of the space aliens who emerged from my penis in 1965 to build the Washington Monument to…

Let’s face it. Fighting ISIS will cost us 100x times what it would if we had taken the time of helping these countries with poverty, fix their infrastructures deficit, build an economy and set up a real government that would embrace their culture and prevent the current situation we are stuck with.