I suspect we have the same problem approached from different sides. I find riding around on the horse in OOT painfully dull. At least the ocean is full of weird monsters, unexpected treasure chests, forts on stilts, and unusual islands.

You’re so right about this. I completely understand that it was earth shakingly good when it came out, but if you missed it in its original environment it’s sort of hard to see why everyone loves it so much. It’s not bad but as someone who came to Zelda with Windwaker I find Ocarina just feels weird, overwrought, and…

I have no idea what this gif is from but I want to know so badly.

Maybe I’m just painfully naive, but what even is the point of the press warehouse? Like, they’re literally just watching it on TV, why couldn’t everyone just do that from their couch?

Not to mention that we still have WAY more say in who the parties run than most nations. A ton of liberal democracies operate on some system or another where the parties just pick the eventual candidates themselves.

As a recent convert (thank you Uncharted Collection) I’m with you all the way.

Well it seems like you’re going to have to reschedule because from the sound of it Alliecat already burned down the church. Seriously guys, get your scheduling together. Jesus.

Tim Curry’s greatest role.

I think of them as the Nonfat Vanilla Latte Party, but I worry that makes me a jerk so I don’t say it in public very much.

To be totally honest I did a double take because I thought you had photoshopped Ted Cruz’s face onto Meghan Trainor’s body, and then added makeup.

That was substantially more inspirational than anything I was expecting.

People would have said that about Captain America, once. At the end of the day you can make any superhero interesting as long as you put the movie together well. The Superman films are just painfully generic.

This is basically my favorite commentary on this topic period.

The best story I ever had out of CK2 (and there were some REALLY good ones) was the time I just outright lost my kingdom to an imbecile cousin who happened to have acquired the highest level intrigue trait, my ruler was executed, and his only daughter was left in the desert to die. She survived, got every single…

That’s the awkwardest line reading in the universe. He delivers it like he’s never used any of the individual words in the sentence before.

Agreed on every part! I hope they have a good system in place for registering these people, since I know my state requires registration two weeks in advance of the primary deadline, and it would be horribly unfair to apply that sort of standard in a case like this.

I think that’s the nicest rickety cricket has ever looked.

Counteroffer: A full legion and all the pila they can’t catch with their shields, since that seems to be the stage of antiquity they’re stuck at.