I got him banned from his mother’s house, moved in with her myself, and she bought me a puppy.

What constitutes a “chemical”? I just looked at the ingredient list on my lotion and there’s 17 things listed. Is C15-19 Alkane one chemical or multiple? Is water a chemical? Is this real life?

The irony of your Kinja name, it’s great.

Even though I’m on the east coast and more than awake, I had to read her bib like 5 times before I realized it didn’t say BIOTCH.

Yeah. People are fascinated by you, but not for the reasons you think.

If treating others like human beings come so unnaturally to you that you *have* to walk on eggshells and constantly self-edit in order to do it, that itself indicates a bit of a problem, don’t you think?

I think a lot of people find her weird and off-putting, and that's probably a large part of why this whole fiasco happened.

I think she is just a fucking weird person and disassociating from painful situations is very common but that does not make you a murderer.

Did anyone else read her book? I agree that this entire case was handled terribly, but I got the weirdest vibes from her. Her general sort of creepy detachment from everything that wasn't working and making money really skeeved me (also her total lack of interest in anything besides Harry Potter?), and even though I…

Good for her for protecting herself, especially as a teenager with parents who obviously weren't looking out for her. I certainly don't think Teenage Me would have had the awareness or strength to flat-out reject someone with that level of professional sway.

LOLOLOLOL at Selena Gomez putting on her best bitchface and still looking like a crated puppy

The only things I ever did on Spring Break was work and school projects. How do kids pay for this shit, besides Bank of Mom and Dad?

It's actually from all the excessive masturbation.

Love it!

I've let myself go.

If that is your worst complaint you have an awesome husband.

"You were never told to not be a tattle-tale? "

I sure hope you're just trolling. I find it rally sad that there might be somebody out there who thinks "snitches get stitches" is a more important part of the social contract than "don't be an asshole to your fellow man".

Agree. If that's a "social contract", nobody told me or her. I probably wouldn't have done it, but only because it was too much trouble.

Fuck her, as far as I'm concerned. That's totally just.