My godmother, a kick-ass, no-bullshit, straight-talkin' dame who works for the UNHCR, has precisely zero tolerance for celebrity dilettantes and tragedy-fuckers. Over the years, she's bluntly told any number of high-profile self-aggrandizers to jog on. So when she mentioned, after she first worked with Jolie in…
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A) Kissing someone on the mouth hardly counts as incest. Comparing a consensual display of affection, however awkward and odd it may have been, to sexual assault is incredibly irresponsible.
We have no idea what Jennifer Aniston has/has not done for others. Why pit women against each other for no reason?
I woke up one morning and decided I wanted to get a Ph.D. in math. Why doesn't everyone?
Bad dolphin! EeeeEeee means EeeeEeee!
I'm a little disappointed in Maleficent for this reason. I loved the idea that she was like "Don't invite me? See what happens then, motherfuckers!"
But my vagina hasn't slept in WEEKS! ALL for NAUGHT!
it's also not the best narrative tool. I mean, darth vader is significantly less scary when you realize he was a whiny kid.
can't we have a female villain who is just, well, evil?
Happy stories are nice.
You are the coolest.
OMG you rock for that!
You are a good person.
If they're really going to be "unmistakenly American," then shouldn't it be Glamor?
If they're going American, it should really be "Glamor."
Right? Those were the only words I could find.
Somebody please remind me what the downsides are of winning the genetic lottery so my ostensibly-adult self doesn't have to spend the rest of the day envying a couple of kids.
Another bar tending story: