Exactly. It's hilarious and fascinating!

It's hilarious because the new guys (I work at Costco) always try to out eat her and she just... Eats them under the table, so to speak. She also has a great sense of humor about it. But she's also really lazy, and instead of eating meals 6 or more times a day she eats about 3 times a day. Which means there's…

Some people are naturally thin and have really fast metabolism. That is totally a thing, and I don't love that this account does come off as rather mean-spirited at times.

One thing that gets on my nerves is women who won't let other women eat in peace. The ones that look at your plate always and watch everyone eat. If you have a salad, they shit on you for eating just a salad. If you eat pizza, they give you shit for eating pizza. "Are you really going to eat that greasy thing? Really,…

Welcome, you are.

You need to check your privilege some of us aren't able to apply mascara in a non-sexual way

It works. I'm tiny but when I was being harassed in a mall while visiting India I just completely lost my temper and made the biggest scene possible. I said things that would probably make a sailor blush.

I'm raising my daughter in NYC (I was raised in the burbs which may partially explain why I was caught so off guard by subway frottary) and up until right now I never thought about "how to deal with street harassers" as being one of my responsibilities (although, duh!). I'll keep this lesson in mind.

I found myself in a much worse situation a few years later, and again I was frozen wondering, Is this what I think it is? Thankfully I had the presence of mind to get out of there, but it took about 5 minutes and I was just lucky I wasn't chased.

Nice! My Daddy did walk me down the aisle and when asked "Who presents this woman...?" (note: not gives) he said, "Her sisters, her mother, and I do." That made me really happy, especially given the small Southern town I come from.

This is hilarious. You know how to make it way less creepy? Have a gay dad! I danced with my gay stepdad to Stevie Wonder's "Isn't She Lovely". He wasn't there when I was born (which is what the song's about) but he's been there for me in enormous ways that my birth father (who didn't even make it to my wedding)…

Yup, Kenny Chesney There Goes My Life was mine (um like three weeks ago). My dad chose it because it came out about the time I went to college, and it really meant a lot to him. I was a prom-baby (oops), and though I don't think the excessive "oh shit" sentiment at the beginning was quite the same level as what he…

Exactly. Rodents. ;-p

I have NO DOUBT! Those evil little rodents are trying to use their cuteness to catch us off guard so they can take over the world. I'm sure they are in league with the cats. Dog save us all!

YES. Everything sounded delicious.

I did have to go track down some Korean food after that. Spicy noodles & kimchi, yum!

Seriously though. You can't say never. You don't know. I have been fully convinced that I wouldn't either but it really just takes one person to change your mind. It's just really hard to see the view from the mountain when you are stuck at the bottom looking up. I know it's easy to be jaded and cynical but try to…

A number of people are asking for translations, so I shall do my best. My training: I grew up in a Pentecostal home and several families members to this day speak like this.


The people questing what we did in such negative ways are doing so because they are not christians. Christians are never negative and would never…

I'm a strong badass outdoorsy lass but my definition of strength includes accurate risk assessment. Awareness of risk and fear of harm is not the result of insular homogenous thought. It is the result of living in a real world with real consequences.

I'm not saying every woman lives in fear 100% of the time. I'm just say it's a damn near universal experience to have been standing there, minding your own business, when suddenly you're given reason to be afraid. I'm not especially vulnerable and I don't live in a particularly dangerous area, but I've certainly had…