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Exactly! How does this person look so pretty and so low-maintenance at the same time?

"Ruler with millimeters"...

That? That is definitely a bear cub.

How does Macy's know where I am going instead of to their store? I don't go to department stores any more because shopping is an entirely different experience for me lately, even though my preferred clothing type has not changed.

"romanticizing/fantasizing our lives (without my input)"

Wow. You nailed it!

What is "knee length or at least one credit card length above the knee"? So it can be shorter than a "credit card length" above the knee, OR knee length, but not—horrors—in the exact zone between them? There is a two-inch forbidden length zone?

Did I miss the part that we're supposed to be snarking at? Because in those quotes, she sounds eminently reasonable. Did something go over my head?

Wow. Good for you! That's very admirable. I once read that one way to control spending was to write down everything you purchase, along with its price. Not only does it make you more aware of what you spend, but sometimes it's such a pain in the ass to whip out your little notebook that you end up not buying things

How do you have time to call each other every time you buy anything, even Kindle books? If Mr. Arvay called me every time he bought a cup of coffee, that would drive me out of my mind.

I see. Thank you for clarifying. I'm not "intent to misunderstand"; I'm genuinely and sincerely dense. :/

Are you saying that this site is saying that actual prostitution is okay, but that "mentoring" is not? That's pretty much the opposite of most people's values.

Careful, there! Saying that you are "grossed out by old men" speaks just as poorly of you as if you were to say you were "grossed out by black people" or "grossed out by pudgy people".

Hey Jezzies: why are we supposed to be supportive of conventional prostitutes and yet judgmental of these college students, who are essentially just agented prostitutes? They are all over 18 and enter these arrangements of their own free will.

Considering that this couple is a young pair of newlyweds that apparently like to broadcast their life moments (their engagement video, entitled "Most Romantic Surprise Wedding Proposal EVER", was uploaded last spring), is their getting knocked up SUCH a surprise?

Yup! Linden (the goober on the left) even gets special ADA-compliant meals, because she has an aversion to dry kibble. She needs a scoop of canned food and some bacon fat mixed in. *eyeroll*

What? What? What is this madness?!?

What? WHAAAAT?? :)

1: No, but I could. It's just very slow, very expensive DSL, so I don't bother. I do internet activities at work, at the University. 2: Outhouse. And no, it's not as bad as it sounds. It doesn't smell when it freezes up in Winter, and it has a foam seat, which never feels cold. But honestly I only #2 in there. I squat