Oh, I assumed a starting point of being immaculately clean, and also stark naked. That way, you just go the the pool and put on your swimsuit. :)

And I'd swim more often, but my dogs would never forgive me doing something outside without them! :)

Sure, we all find different activities interesting. My point was that for some people, running actually *is* dangerous, but that if they have an interest, you know, it's best to walk before you run. :)

HAHAHAHAHA on them!

That's awesome! :)

True! Swimming is just more trouble since you have to go somewhere, put on a swimsuit, swim, then shower, change back to normal clothes, etc, etc. Don't need to do anything to take a walk except open the door. :)

She's not that fat.

I think the vitriol in the phrase "Who the Fuck Gives a Shit about" suits Paris Hilton better. For Kate Bosworth, I would have gone with, "Why on earth does she keep getting magazine covers?" And yes, it *is* an issue worth discussing (racism, size-ism, etc). The vitriol is just unnecessary and obscures the issue…

So writing an article called "Who the Fuck Gives a Shit About Kate Bosworth" is necessary?

Me too, except that Lindy's anti-Paltrow articles are side-splittingly funny!

It *is* weird. So what? No need to write an entire article called "Who the Fuck Gives a Shit About Kate Bosworth". Other celebrities are famous for being caught with blow or for deliberately courting fame in really vulgar and harmful ways. How come there is no article called "Who the Fuck Gives a Shit About Paris…

That *is* a cool concept. Too bad it's executed so poorly. Why are you so harsh on Kate Bosworth? She seems harmless enough. Why not save your rage for actual bad or mean people?

Awesome for you! :)

Usually, I'm against interfering in other people's child rearing or pet care, but I think it's probably not a bad idea to make a casual habit of glancing into cars as you walk across your office or supermarket parking lot. Actually, being more aware of one's surroundings in general is a fabulous idea. Let's quit…

Ugh. :(

Haha that is great! I love puns and will have to tell my dogs that one! :)

Something tells me that this person will not get a job, live at home, stop injecting things into her face, nor live in a fiscally responsible manner.

You know, after arguing about this for days, I have come around to your way of thinking. It seems sounder to ask whether anyone has had unprotected sex since (some date when HIV was under better control). But I don't think the current rule has to do with homophobia; it has to do with statistics. This was an illness…

That would freak me out!

Right, exactly!