Good for her! But it's so sad that she lives in a world where driving a car from point A to point B is an act of defiance. Shit needs to change.

Yup. You nailed it.

I was about to comment something like this. In my family, weight control has never been an issue (we're stereotypically thin Asians, and we're not particularly vain), but my mom loved that my sister's and my thighs touched. She said, "Look! I gotta gap ing mai thigh! You two gir-ohs much prettier dan me!" :)

My ancestors hail from Northern China, and I have "single eyelids" where a little pooch of fat prevents the lids from creasing under.

That guy has some weirdly specific dreams.

Can I obsess over these premenstrual zits instead? I'm 36 goddamned years old. I hate my monthly facial presents.

"Your thighs touch together. It's cute. Everyone else seems to be trying to get a gap," This actually happened? Men notice shit like this? Because I've never... I mean...

Good call. Also... this happened twice?!? Not okay.

She's an idiot. It might be tolerable to handle all of the details of daily life for two people for a few years, but after that, I'd be all, "Shit, we're overdue on our power bill AGAIN? Do I have to do EVERY GODDAMNED THING?!?" And the answer would be, yes, Arvay. Yes, you do. Did you not get ample warning? I'd have…

Run away! Run away! Use the Holy Hand Grenade!

Hm... how hold is this dude? Under 25? There's hope. Over 25? Run away! No way I'd tie myself to an idiot for life.

I sure wish I "had to do something to tie up my wealth"! :~D

My hunch is that this is not an "investment". I think the person bought it for the sheer pleasure. If I had $30 million and were concerned about investment, or even preservation of capital, I'd diversify it into many, many more things than a single rock. Also, $30M is the stratosphere for me, but at my financial…

Wow. You sure nailed that!

I'd hang it in my window and let it make rainbows. You know what's crazy? I could probably leave it there in plain sight and never lock my doors, and the thing would never get stolen. Who'd ever guess that it's a $30M diamond and not a crystal from the state fair?

In San Francisco, where I grew up, Grace Cathedral does it. Often rural animals come from outside of the City, which is adorable (goats! lambs!). And I loved when the mounted police would show up and have the horses blessed. I'm not sure if they still do that. Are there still police horses in San Francisco?

Where is this? I, too, have huskies, but our Blessing happens on Sunday!

#1: Throwing caution to the wind with regards to birth control/STD prevention.

HAHA! Well done!

That is clearly a non-discriminatory cookie!