Right you are! My favorite snacks are the rations that are intended for 3rd world children!

Oh. HAHAHA! I thought you were making a pun! And I couldn't see it!

I don't even understand how this person picks a few common random noisy foods off the top of his or her head and comes up with pineapple. It's not that common a snack!

I'm sorry, I don't understand your post. Put a reign on the snacking? Put a dynastic rule? Are you calling me a moron, or the letter writer? I'm really confused...

You're right. I'm not. Good call.

I probably don't *need* to eat every fuckingwhere I go, but I certainly enjoy it.

Pineapples make noises? Pineapples are crunchy?

I love that the very first shot is of the cat doing what cats do best. :)

I still love that stuff. They've changed the formulation a bit since I was a teenager in the 90's. It feels more abrasive, but smells nicer.

$10,000 for turquoise moms!

Good points!

HOLY SHIT!!!

You know what completely baffles me? They have "plus size" models that are like 5'11" and wear a dress size—what—12 or so? Well, those women are JUST AS UNUSUAL in shape and size as so-called "straight-sized" models. This is not progress.

Holy shit! What a weird ad!

I'm sold!

OMG!

And extra apostrophes, in case you need them!

PHAHAHAHA!!!

I want to meet the giant cat!

It should say, "$10,000 for Green Moms!"