ok kiddo, how’s that?

To death. I should clarify that in this fantasy he definitely chokes to death.

Am I the only one who wakes every morning praying that I’ll hear he choked on a chicken bone in the middle of the night? Surely I’m not.

Well done!

What the fuck are you talking about? Where is the real world? Where do you live? I’d love to know what your idea of the “real world” is. I’ve lived in NYC for 10 years but grew up in the South and I’ve traveled around the world, so I have some idea of the real world, what experience do you have with the real world?…

What could that be? What can we engineer that’s going to stop storms? We can’t engineer our way around nature. Haven’t seen anything to suggest that we can, anyway, let me know if you know something I don’t.

Better start watching I Am Legend, The Road and episodes of Survivorman for tips on how to survive once we’re all fucked.

Came here to say this. Non-line? No thanks, that sounds incredibly stupid. It’s probably very different for young people who never lived without the internet, but since I lived about 17 years without it, I’ve never seen it as something that defines me. I use it when I need it, I put it away when I don’t.

Maybe just…

The whole Universal Dark Universe idea looks weak as hell to me at this point. Will there be anything actually dark, or just a lot of Tom Cruise and Dwayne Johnson CGI-fests?

Funny how he even refers to himself as a “kid”. I’m sure that was fed to him by his parents and their lawyer. I’m white, grew up in Kentucky, and I’m 37. At 16 years old, 20 years ago, I could’ve told you this shit was racist and ignorant in an instant.

She’s the only one that is close to getting it.

nevermind, this guy’s amazing!

Is this guy for real or is this complete parody?

One question - how quickly or slowing was it going through your herb? A few years ago I bought the Pax because I remembered how far our herb would go in the old days of big tabletop vaporizers, but the Pax had me going through it twice as fast if I wanted to use it regularly.

Holy shit. I always tell myself I’m never swayed by advertising, but damn it if I’m not sold on this. I’ve been telling myself for awhile I need to get a new bong since I haven’t had one in a few years, but also I’m trying to vape more and smoke less, so this is just so perfect.

it’s like spinning a top on your desk. i sit and spin it when i’m thinkin real hard

Yeah maybe willfully obtuse, because you were being a passive aggressive dickhead, so there ya go. You get what you give.

That’s a slippery concept. Are you going to be the one to inform everyone when their opinion is and is not appropriate to be voiced? Who decides on a case-by-case basis?

Always makes me think of Q-Tip’s line “we made it cool to wear medallions and say hotep”.

It’s downright rampant! I see male dogs trying to hump other male dogs pretty much everyday.