You wanted more history? Like what? Dossiers about events or representations of actual battles or what? That was a bit vague and I feel like everyone knows the highlights of the war. When WW2 was saturating the market I really hated how every game tried to squeeze in another random battle for accuracy.

The way anything associated with gaming is usually marketed always makes me imagine the marketing company. I tend to imagine a bunch of 80 year olds that talk about new fangled this and doohicky that and how they think the kids these days just love that there Jackass and DMX (since these old people found out about…

Anyone that thinks this hasn’t been a thing since at least the 1920s is a naive idiot. And every actress could come out now and name names and it still won’t stop. It’ll go quiet for a year or two at most. The casting couch is real and will stay real as long as we buy tickets and DVDs and Blu Rays. It won’t die until…

There is no such thing as a job you pay to get. I don’t mean hiring a resume writer or something, but there is no legit work that asks you to pay. That is, in the most literal sense, the exact opposite of a job.

Beautiful? It looks like Marble Madness without the pixels. It’s flat and dull looking. Probably why I haven’t heard of it.

Hasn’t been a problem for me at all. Even games like Axiom Verge are fine with the buttons. How is this even a story anyway? You don’t see too many joysticks either. Times change and a dpad just isn’t really needed anymore.

Ok who are you and what have you done with Kotaku? Because I think I love you now for saying exactly what needed to be said about this and not walking the typical route on this site of showing a disdain for games and gamers. You didn’t insult anyone or anything, you didn’t overreact, you didn’t suck up. I’m impressed.…

I don’t trust anyone that sides with what passes for feminism these days. Gender doesn’t even factor in.

I made it to Bushwick and couldn’t stop laughing. I guess third wave feminism is going to eat its own tail the same way the first two waves did. If I come across as insensitive it’s intentional. I’d never convict a guy if the woman stayed around the next day and made a relationship of it for months after. This wasn’t…

Of course. It makes little sense to make it now. They earn billions a year keeping minimal staff for upkeep of Steam. They’d have to hire hundreds of people to work for years on a project that at best would pull in a billion or so. More likely it would crumble under anticipation and be derided for not being…

Games? Fuck talking about games. We have ecelebs to cover!

Why the fuck did you review it if you knew you’d hate it? And why would anyone want to watch you play knowing you’ll just trash it? You aren’t funny and there are plenty of people who are with enough cred to not go into it with a shitty attitude.

Shame because it IS good. Combat isn’t as clunky as I’ve heard, and everything else is closer to 4 than the vastly overrated Unity or mediocre Syndicate. I’m loving running around Alexandria and gawking at the architecture and statues.

The state of the internet over the last 10-15 years tells me they should probably be lined up and executed. That isn’t just a jab at alt right nuts. It’s fringe politics of every sort, dumb shit memes like Harambe, and generally all the horrible things that come with the stupid masses. The internet was much better…

What possible circumstance could make you want an ad or stamina drain or any of that garbage? I’d get it if you said you just felt like quitting. I can’t comprehend a scenario that would be better with ads.

Consistently the worst advice I see on Kotaku for every game is to turn off the map and/or HUD. It almost ruined Zelda for me when I was dying slowly and had no clue I was freezing. It made it impossible to find anything in numerous games. It’s just bad advice in general unless you love aimless wandering. I don’t need…

They’re still in. That means I’m out. No concessions are going to make me ok with a full priced game trying to get more money from me.

That’s called perspective and the law is there to ignore that. Drugs are illegal and rape is illegal. Both are punished regardless of your perspective.

Nobody made her bring drugs on a plane. She isn’t denying that. The law is still the law. And I’m a bit confused how it’s wrong to bring this up 8 months later but ok to bring up what Shitbag Harvey did 20 years ago.

Games were so much more fun when politics stayed the fuck out. And no, it’s not unavoidable. You’ll get it if you push it into everything but I’m not the only one that plays to get away from it. That applies to both sides. And you can easily make a game where you kill Nazis without delving into it. The alt right…