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i can’t even find any snark or cynicism here. this is just a decent, human thing to do. good for him and behati.

Her taking the mic down - HARD - with her is why I literally can’t stop laughing right now. Sorry boss, but ... Come on.

Yeah, I hate watching stuff like this because I am sure that could be me at any moment.

I love how she just kind of gives up and lies there for a second, very relatable. AND she takes the mic down with her. Yeesh.

This is exactly my problem with her. Like sometimes she is on point, but most of the time it’s just a hot mess and she needs to be quiet. Like you cannot call out racist bullshit and then spew racist bullshit; otherwise, you’re missing your own point. And her constant use of slurs and homophobic language is, to sum

If those comments existed in a vacuum that’d be ok. It’s just sad and completely against the messages she attempts to preach when she discusses being in the same boat with someone but still tries to justify calling them a series of homophobic and racial slurs. It just makes it feel like she says those supposedly

212 is such a good song, you horrible, awful, racist, garbage fire.

I do sometimes agree with her blunt view on racism in America, but most of the time, I wish she would 100% stop talking

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

It’s SO MANY, I don’t know, I feel like we need to call a physician

I would think that many bananas would jam you up with the quickness. But maybe the excessive amount has the opposite effect?

We have been debating this all morning in the Jezebel chatroom and there is still no clear consensus on what banana-bowels are like

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

someday I’d like to go to coachella, but only when I have enough money to hire chris hemsworth to carry me around bran-stark-and-hodor style for three days straight.

Cochella seems exhausting. I ordered dinner thru Seamless, watched a few episodes of Daredevil s2 and went to bed.

I wish I had words to articulate how frustrating hearing stories like this is. And it’s not like these men aren’t capable of finding mutual relationships, or casual flings, with women. It’s about the power trip and it’s just so gross. People can be so evil.

everything

Here are the credits for that supercut, courtesy of Andrew:

Perhaps Obama meant awkwardizing.

Now, abnormalizing.