Are they going to ban pen and paper, too? Can I bring my stenography typewriter thingy? What about cassette recorders? Are they just gonna tie people up?

May at least one fed up soul just shout “WHIP YOUR DICK OUT” at every show.

How the hell is a parent allowed to live in a dorm???

May I suggest yesterday’s edition of CBS Sunday Morning?

Seriously. Where the fuck are we?  Forget the darkest timelime thing. We’re into a whole different universe.

Welp, made it until 9:25 on a Monday morning before I hated everything. Great job everyone.

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

I think the response they were hoping for was “Haha, domestic violence is funny when it happens to black people!”

Yeah I don’t understand it either it just seems so stupid. I don’t see anything to be gained by using that ad.

Delete. If it’s on your phone it can still access your data.

Snapchat has already been on my last nerves...now they done came for my big sister...#Delete. Or is it more effective to have the app and NEVER use it. I’m looking for maximum damage here. Rih inspired me to leave my own abusive relationship...I’m riding with sis till the wheels fall off.

Omg. I’m so glad you’re okay.

So, in the menacing stranger category, an ultimately OK but potentially harrowing thing happened to me last night. I was walking home in the after work hours last night but the sun had gone down. I live in NYC on a pretty busy block and there are three buildings in a row with lighted awnings. A group of ladies was…

This is by far the scariest one yet! I LIVE IN CINCINNATI NOT FAR FROM NORTHSIDE

I sent that one to a bunch of friends of mine when it was in the comments, all my guy friends were like “meh” and all my women friends were freaked the fuck out.

I had the opposite experience, I didn’t see quite a few of these stories so it was fun having the surprise!

the last one fucked me up

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhh noooooo that last one noooooooooooooo

I spent the last several days reading all the posts, even the grays (I had to leave my browser open overnight so as not to lose my place). There were so many good ones, but the ones about creepy living people are the worst.

This is the first year I had already read every story (but the emailed one) in the comments. I’m sad.