ah, the old Calvin Johnson Rule.

Incorrect. The actor who played Ronnie "Sunshine" Bass is actor Kip Pardue, who was a standout football player at Dunwoody (GA) High School and played at Yale. Was teammates with Ryan Seacrest and former Notre Dame great Ivory Covington.

Oh no! Another victim-journalist.

"Annoying PR reps." You must be the sherpa of the make-believe journalist camp.

Rub'd Solo much? :)

"Crazy ass religious views." Tell me, son, which views are those?

Yeah, weird. You must watch soccer every four years.