Rip Konami

So what happens when they create actual hoverboarda... what the hell are we going to call them?

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Yeah but try installing some software that’s not approved by crapple..... my asus chi says suck it jizz mac daddy

Apple wants you to have more than one apple device if they give you a happy medium many might not find it necessary to spend thousands on an extra tablet, laptop, or desktop.

People are dicks and they like to Fuck people.

Waterproof?

Looking good no matter mbp. Im not excited about phones after the iPhone 5 and having countless manufacture problems with it I gave up on giving a shit. The galaxy s5 is the best phone I’ve ever had I just wish it functioned better when it was wet... water proof is cool and everything but if If it’s raining and water…

Android functions more like a normal os. I can unrar files and torrenr stuff..... Google isn’t holding my hand as much with what 3rd party apps I cab run. I want as close to a pc experience as possible not some dumbed down ui that holds your hand.

Like picking receipts off the ground then walking into stores pick up said items on receipts and go return for gift cars that get pawned for cash?

Do stupid things, win dumb prizes. Bahaha I just am lucky always catch my galaxy s5 when I drop it I use to use a defender, but that’s for sissys. Im careful with electronics, I take so many risk its ridiculous.... textin and driving with knees on the interstate and no I wasn’t drunk I took 300 mg of mdma and ate 5…

You should make him wear a condom before your knocked up living with him, the baby, and baby momma.

Battery operated boyfriend?

Accidents are caused by carelessness or stupidity

Accidents are caused by carelessness and stupidiry. Yeah how’s it must be hard for all you people with moth like personalities to get close to the blaze of fire which is myself.

Never broke a phone or cracked a screen no water damage and I leave them naked. Guess I’m just really cautious and anytime I have almost dropped my phone my spider lIle reflexes kick in and I catch it. I’m very careful with laptops I don’t drink or eat near them. I don’t buy overly expensive devices though I buy used…

Cool I’ll mowed down mad little 130 lb Asian men like a steam roller. Fuck china

See it now ww3 sparked by an article on jalopnik

I like living life dangerously I guess you could say.

Please make a spiritual successor to snatcher/policenauts