If you’re willing to eat gas station eggs, you’ve got time to pop them into your underpants for a few minutes to warm them up.

Anyone so reckless to bring a loaded gun to an airport ought not be allowed a gun. I’m not even sure they oughta be trusted with blunt spoon, to be honest.

I think if Koy hurt himself quite a bit by trying to throw his writers under the bus.

Especially when you can lock all the other windows from the drivers seat.

Egg farts make for a great road trip.

Add some salt, pepper, or cayenne, and you are good to go. Or vinegar, if you are a total animal.

Gas station eggs, that Red Hot Beef and Bean Burrito, a buffalo chicken stick off the roller, and coffee...

Everyone can deliver a bad performance. So, yes, - up until the point where he went: “Oh, it not my fault, MY jokes are funny, the other writers suck”.

I was recently in an acting workshop where one of the exercises was to simply stand in front of the group with a neutral expression. In most cases, the first attempt was not read by the group as neutral but at least mildly antagonistic. Point is, people often, when they have no particular expression on their face,…

Her dating history gets a second look because she writes songs about the people she’s dated. It’s not just part of her personal life, it’s part of her artistic output.

You never heard ALL the jokes about Leonardo DiCaprio’s dating?!? For example, “This ceremony is so long that by the end, Leo’s date will be too old for him to be interested in anymore.”

I am certain that Tina would have actually delivered the joke so that it was funny. This guy seemed to already know it was going to be a stinker and the delivery then guaranteed that it would be. Ricky Gervais could have sold it. Would have been one of his weaker jokes, but it wouldn’t have landed like a lead balloon. 

“Are we all just pretending this weird little NFL/Swift show isn’t actually a thing?”

God, I’m so fucking sick of this woman and her highly calculated public persona. If you don’t want attention on your romances, then don’t make so many public appearances at televised NFL games - which seem exactly designed to rehabilitate the NFL’s image and continue the rampant interest in Taylor’s dating life. This…

Im trying to picture what a full Norm ribbing would look like and I'm failing.

What do you mean it wasn’t a good joke? I thought it was perfectly snarky and actually pretty fucking accurate compared to all the other terrible jokes. In fact, if Tina Fey made the joke, I don’t think people would have considered it bad at all.

maybe she was unamused because jo koy’s joke sucked ass? maybe she wasn’t listening? maybe she was bored just like everybody else there?

If only he lived long enough to have Taylor Swift devote an album+ worth of songs to him.

Honestly, god help anyone who says ANYTHING about her if we’re referring to that Jo Koy joke as “cringe-worthy.” It was not a good joke. It was barely a joke. But my goodness, is it being blown so absurdly out of proportion. “Taylor Swift is dating an NFL star and gets shown on TV a bunch.” Oh, what a diss to Tay-Tay.…

God help whoever makes a really GOOD joke at her expense.